BobServo: Other signs this man was seen carrying:
Barack Obama is *BONK* not the mama! He is a bad president.
Take it from Baby Michelle: "You got it, dude!" (IT = HIGHER TAXES)
SOCIALISM: NOT JAWSOME
Sure, I'll take more government spending... NOT.
O.J. Simpson, Barack Obama... Need I say more?
NO SOUP FOR YOU oh god someone help me turn this into a metaphor I watch 12 hours of TV Land a day
Brad: I'd like to "wap" this guy. What I mean to say there is that I find his sign to be a real "knee-slapper" and I'd like to transfer the effect to his sad upper-middle-class face. Which is to say that I'd like to "punch this guy as hard as possible in order to cause physical pain." Okay, let's move on because this isn't so much a joke as an expression of my sincere wish to see this guy bleed all over himself.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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