Brad: This guy is the worst gun salesman ever.
BobServo: What some of you folks at home don't know is that the unseen side of this man's sign says "Welcome to Farmer Jim's Two-Day Roadside Market, Featuring Apples on Thursday and Guns on Friday! Today's Special: Apples."
What even more of you folks at home don't know is that Farmer Jim is going to try to kill the President with guns.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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