Brad: This guy is the worst gun salesman ever.

BobServo: What some of you folks at home don't know is that the unseen side of this man's sign says "Welcome to Farmer Jim's Two-Day Roadside Market, Featuring Apples on Thursday and Guns on Friday! Today's Special: Apples."

What even more of you folks at home don't know is that Farmer Jim is going to try to kill the President with guns.

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