Brad: Oooooh, that Barney. Well that makes more sense.
BobServo: Seeing as I have no health insurance and the smallest medical problem would undoubtedly bankrupt me back to the Bronze Age, I can't say I'm averse to Barney Frank exploring my asshole, as long as it was for medical reasons and he bought me a nice dinner first.
Brad: Barney Frank actually might be pretty good at colonoscopies. What with all that negotiating with Republicans, he's had a lot of practice dealing with assholes. Haha, sorry, just a little political humor there for you folks. But seriously, be healthy. Check your anuses regularly.
BobServo: This has been American politics. Thank you for playing!
Brad: We are sad to say we can't send you away with a home version of the game because you will soon be homeless.
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
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