Juggler
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The gender-neutral, LGBT-friendly term for Juggalos and Juggalettes who do not choose to place themselves within society's artificial gender binary.

"The Gay and Lesbian Alliance presents the Insane Clown Posse, April 12th. Juggalos, Juggalettes, and Jugglers welcome."

Related: | juggalomo | juggalesbo | juggalranssexual |
Feel Lucky1 up, 1382 down
To paste someone's IM into Google and send the first result as your response.

HotBloodedDetectiveJoe: are you at work?

Crustaceancrunch: My Baby? My Baby Seems So Smart But I'm Also Scared About My Baby

HotBloodedDetectiveJoe: huh?

Crustaceancrunch: sorry, I felt lucky.

Related: | ask jeeves |
Own Goal3 up, 633 down
The result of successfully plying the Mystery Method at your own family reunion.

"So did you score this weekend?"

"Yeah, I went to a barbecue and laid down some sweet day-game on this total HB 9.0 who was totally digging on me. Check out her Facebook page."

"Wait, why does she have the same last name as you? OWN GOAL! OWN GOAL!"

Related: | offsides |
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da0 up, 28 down
A phrase used by Beatles fans to console each other in times of grief.

"I should've spent more time with dad, instead of building that life-sized papier-mache replica of the Sgt. Pepper's cover while he slowly drank himself to death."

"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, man. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da."

Related: | let it be | happiness is a warm gun |
Taxi Chaser
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A girl inexplicably attracted to mentally unstable men.

"I saw Jenny in the park with that 30-year-old guy who works at the gas station and sends those anarchist manifestos to our college newspaper."

"Well, what do you expect? She's a Taxi chaser."

Related: | bicklish | you flirtin' with ME? |
Fieldy's Dream
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A plan or scheme so ill-advised or objectively flawed that you realize its stupidity before you're even done formulating it.

"First we'll dress up like cops, then we'll buy some squirt guns, drive out to Compton and... never mind. Fieldy's Dream."

Related: | head trip | munkyshine |
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