|8 up, 3304 down |
|A girl who looks fly until she smiles and half her teeth are missing.|
"Man, that girl in the corner looks smokin'."
"Yeah, but she's a vomit-o-lantern."
"Hey, she's smiling at us." *vomits*
|Related: | will-o-the-lisp ||
|Boner Patrol||3 up, 200 down |
|The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.|
"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"
"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners."
|Related: | dong audit ||
|Ghostfuck||0 up, 109 down |
|To own someone so bad at the Genesis game Shaq-Fu that it summons a 3,000-year-old Turkish djinn who steals their soul.|
"Damn, I just straight owned you that match."
"Bullshit. My controller got unplugged."
"What's that comin' out of the 32X?"
"Probably just smoke. It overheats a lot. Oh shi-"
|Related: | shaqterial meningitis ||
|Dog's Errand||61 up, 62 down |
|A pointless and wasteful endeavor.|
"To look for an open frozen yogurt stand at this advanced hour would clearly be a dog's errand."
|Related: | ninny-dally | tramp's endeavor ||
|Sexshmallow||0 up, 998 down |
|A fat, pale woman who wears tight clothing.|
"You're a total sexshmallow in that tube top. I can see your nipple rings."
"Thanks. I was going for the sexshmallow look."
|Related: | michelin babe | stay-puft ||
|0 up, 118 down |
|When a gentleman reaches the point of intoxication at which it becomes necessary to sit down to pee.|
"Better wait for a stall, buddy... you're ladydrunk."
|Related: | mantoxicated ||