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|The best place for having sex. |
"I'm going to the centrifuge."
|Related: | particle accelerator | burger king bathroom ||
|Reverse Stockholm||4 up, 1982 down |
|A psychological syndrome that arises from hanging out with a friend so long that you begin to identify them as a captor.|
"Dude, it's not even midnight! Let's watch a movie."
"I am an American citizen, Kevin. If you harm me, my government will retaliate."
"Dang! Reverse Stockholm!"
|Related: | lunchausen syndrome ||
|Owlbear||1 up, 113 down |
|A large, hairy, gay male who reads books on foreplay. |
"I saw Fred at the library reading The Pocket Guide to Foreplay. I think I'm gonna ask him out."
"Ick, stay away. He's an owlbear."
|Related: | poonbear||
|Pie on a Windowsill||0 up, 78 down |
|An easy score; an opportunity for mischief; an unguarded morsel.|
"See that girl alone at the bar? Total pie on a windowsill!"
"Josh left his computer unlocked and he's logged into Facebook... do I smell a pie on a windowsill?"
"Hey, look at that cottage over there! Somebody left a pie on a windowsill!"
|Related: | low-hanging fruit | roofies ||
|Hell's Coming To Frogtown|
|3 up, 504 down |
|Something serious is going to happen. |
"When dad gets home and sees you turned his lawnmower into an efficient but incredibly unstable cold fusion generator, Hell's Coming to Frogtown."
|Related: | pay the rowdy roddy piper||
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|A sex act that goes so horribly wrong that neither party can discern what's actually happening, or how to stop it.|
"I got a little too ladydrunk at McDevitt's last night... next thing I know, me and my half-sister were trapped deep within Caligula's Maze."
|Related: | emperor's new groove | martyrdom of saint eustace ||