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The best place for having sex.

"I'm going to the centrifuge."

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Reverse Stockholm4 up, 1982 down
A psychological syndrome that arises from hanging out with a friend so long that you begin to identify them as a captor.

"Dude, it's not even midnight! Let's watch a movie."

"I am an American citizen, Kevin. If you harm me, my government will retaliate."

"Dang! Reverse Stockholm!"

Related: | lunchausen syndrome |
Owlbear1 up, 113 down
A large, hairy, gay male who reads books on foreplay.

"I saw Fred at the library reading The Pocket Guide to Foreplay. I think I'm gonna ask him out."

"Ick, stay away. He's an owlbear."

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Pie on a Windowsill0 up, 78 down
An easy score; an opportunity for mischief; an unguarded morsel.

"See that girl alone at the bar? Total pie on a windowsill!"

"Josh left his computer unlocked and he's logged into Facebook... do I smell a pie on a windowsill?"

"Hey, look at that cottage over there! Somebody left a pie on a windowsill!"

Related: | low-hanging fruit | roofies |
Hell's Coming To Frogtown
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Something serious is going to happen.

"When dad gets home and sees you turned his lawnmower into an efficient but incredibly unstable cold fusion generator, Hell's Coming to Frogtown."

Related: | pay the rowdy roddy piper|
Caligula's Maze
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A sex act that goes so horribly wrong that neither party can discern what's actually happening, or how to stop it.

"I got a little too ladydrunk at McDevitt's last night... next thing I know, me and my half-sister were trapped deep within Caligula's Maze."

Related: | emperor's new groove | martyrdom of saint eustace |
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