|The Pimp's Gambit||2 up, 158 down |
To holla at a girl before you see the front of her.
"Damn! Look at that ass! Dare I attempt the Pimp's Gambit?"
|Related: | the pimp's paradox| epimpstemology ||
|Too Late||4 up, 196 down |
|When someone makes an offensive, insensitive joke about an outdated tragedy of yesteryear.|
"I haven't been this hot since the Great Chicago Fire of 1871!"
"Whoa! Too late, man. Too late."
|Related: | hindenburging ||
|Cadbury Creme Egg||0 up, 46 down |
|A friend you only see once a year, and always hang out with just long enough to remember that you actually hate him.|
"I ran into Greg at the bar and he hung around all night talking about corporate personhood. Dude is such a Cadbury Creme Egg."
|Related: | marhsmallow peeps | sweethearts ||
|Link||1 up, 401 down |
|A guy so boring that most people only know his girlfriend's name.|
"Hey, uh, Shelley's boyfriend, can you grab me a beer?"
"My name's Link, dammit!"
|Related: | federline ||
|WTOA||3 up, 80 down |
|Acronym for "Welcome to Obama's America." Used in situations that perfectly encapsulate the uneasy political clime of our day.|
"Check out that dog, it's got its own leash in its mouth!"
|Related: | WTGWBA | WTGBHOTGB ||
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|Overly depressed and contemplative due to the death of a pet, especially a cat.|
"I don't feel like going out tonight. Mr. Skittles died, and it made me wonder about a lot of things; like the fragile nature of life; and whether there's a purpose to it all; or if it's all just a cosmic morass of pain and confusion."
"Damn girl, it's Friday. You picked a fine time to get catsistential."
|Related: | clinical dogpression | meowlaise ||