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Tensor: This is ecstasy manifested into flesh.
Pinion-Runnel: The idea has been given form. It thrusts its body in our direction.
Tensor: We will possess her.
Pinion-Runnel: She belongs to us as do all females.
Tensor: It has been a very long time for me.
Pinion-Runnel: Do not calve your needs from the herd of our cause. We act together or we perish. Do not forget the lessons we have learned.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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