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Tensor: This is ecstasy manifested into flesh.

Pinion-Runnel: The idea has been given form. It thrusts its body in our direction.

Tensor: We will possess her.

Pinion-Runnel: She belongs to us as do all females.

Tensor: It has been a very long time for me.

Pinion-Runnel: Do not calve your needs from the herd of our cause. We act together or we perish. Do not forget the lessons we have learned.

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