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Tensor: This is ecstasy manifested into flesh.
Pinion-Runnel: The idea has been given form. It thrusts its body in our direction.
Tensor: We will possess her.
Pinion-Runnel: She belongs to us as do all females.
Tensor: It has been a very long time for me.
Pinion-Runnel: Do not calve your needs from the herd of our cause. We act together or we perish. Do not forget the lessons we have learned.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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