Majestrix Borgielle Hypacic V models large shirt, shirt, shirt, and denim without color. No shoes are worn to highlight the sensation of moving through space as we move through time.
Tensor: I cannot bear to look at this image. Not since we have come to the heaviness.
Pinion-Runnel: It pulls at my flesh. I am reminded of my weakness at every moment.
Tensor: Why can we not fly like a bird?
Pinion-Runnel: We lack the organic structures.
Tensor: We can produce them.
Pinion-Runnel: The stone produces them. Do not act as if the power within it is also within you. If you wish to go up into the sky then reduce yourself to vapor.
Tensor: There is no need to be nasty with me.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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