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Tensor: I cannot bear to look at this image. Not since we have come to the heaviness.

Pinion-Runnel: It pulls at my flesh. I am reminded of my weakness at every moment.

Tensor: Why can we not fly like a bird?

Pinion-Runnel: We lack the organic structures.

Tensor: We can produce them.

Pinion-Runnel: The stone produces them. Do not act as if the power within it is also within you. If you wish to go up into the sky then reduce yourself to vapor.

Tensor: There is no need to be nasty with me.

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