Yute Hoolskaf wears the Shahrazad Tummy Teaser party-cut panty with bejeweled hip belt and slender dangle with soft silk opera gloves.


Pinion-Runnel: I have surveyed more aesthetically appealing human females.

Tensor: You only wish that you could have a chance with a human female such as the one depicted in this image.

Pinion-Runnel: I do not fear her.

Tensor: A mistake. Humans possess unlimited potential for danger.

Pinion-Runnel: We are set in motion by our need. Fear is a limitation imposed by the mind upon the perfection of action. So says the stone.

Tensor: So says the stone.

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