Triple H (The Game)'s Current Theme

Lyrics:

It's time to play the game.
Time to play the game!
Hahahahaha.

It's all about the game, and how you play it.
All about control, and if you can take it.
All about your debt, and if you can pay it.
It's all about pain, and who's gonna make it.

I am the game, you don't wanna play me.
I am control, no way you can change me.
I have heavy debts, no way you can pay me
I am the pain, and I know you can't take me.
Look over your shoulder, ready to run.
Like a cleveland pitch, from a smoking gun.
I am the game, and I make the rules.
So move on out, or you can die like a fool.
Try and figure out what my move's gonna be.
Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me.
Don't you forget there's a price you can pay.
'cause I am the game and I want to play.

It's time to play the game.
Time to play the game!

Play the game, you're gonna be the same.
You're gonna change your name, you're gonna die in flames

Time to play the game!

It's time to play the game!
It's time to play the game!
It's time to play the game!

Time to play the game!

New Theme

Lyrics:

Meow meow meow meow meow meow
Woof!
Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell

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