Tycho's savior is a real savior's savior.
Silenus finds that Jesus has given up his girly wines in favor of something more heavy.
limesalad is getting movies confused now, but who cares. I quit this fucking job.
RedReverend finds suspicious activity at the water cooler.
Fun fact about Tycho: there are no fun facts about him.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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