Carl The Shivan heard that being president ages you, much like being an NFL running back or a common prostitute.
SlightButSteady will give you something to cry about. Take your time, old man. These vultures are happy to wait.
NAG knows all that glitters is sour.
NAG was born under unusual circumstances.
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
Gentle Creature has awakened from his worries. Shhhh. He has gone to visit his gentle cousin who also wants to be President.
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
These tips are guaranteed to work. Nearly every time.
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