Carl The Shivan heard that being president ages you, much like being an NFL running back or a common prostitute.
SlightButSteady will give you something to cry about. Take your time, old man. These vultures are happy to wait.
NAG knows all that glitters is sour.
NAG was born under unusual circumstances.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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