Carl The Shivan heard that being president ages you, much like being an NFL running back or a common prostitute.
SlightButSteady will give you something to cry about. Take your time, old man. These vultures are happy to wait.
NAG knows all that glitters is sour.
NAG was born under unusual circumstances.
You've heard of #BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter, but the ancient voice of a mountain offers us the hardest truth of all: #NoLivesMatter. And also some opinions about immigrants.
The ISIS head of propaganda holds a brainstorming session with his top men to come up with new viral videos.
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