Carl The Shivan heard that being president ages you, much like being an NFL running back or a common prostitute.
SlightButSteady will give you something to cry about. Take your time, old man. These vultures are happy to wait.
NAG knows all that glitters is sour.
NAG was born under unusual circumstances.
If you are 35 and you are not integrated into the Gigathrax then you are not ready to retire.
While designing this space, I imagined David Fincher being forced to recreate the music video for Nine Inch Nails' Closer in a haunted gas station bathroom.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
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