Carl The Shivan heard that being president ages you, much like being an NFL running back or a common prostitute.
SlightButSteady will give you something to cry about. Take your time, old man. These vultures are happy to wait.
NAG knows all that glitters is sour.
NAG was born under unusual circumstances.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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