Bloody Holly makes baby food out of people.
Happy Go Lumpy just forfeited the friendship of the centaurs.
No mother can do as much for her children as Rotten Punk does for his images.
A shark in the hands of a decent person like A Furious Foetus is no threat to anybody -- except bad people.
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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