Bloody Holly unveils the future of law enforcement: Part Alda, Part Heston, All cop.

2Pint doesn't mind getting his paws bloody.

No-nonsense wildlife commissioner digitalwatchmaker's new dress code mandates business-casual attire.

Rapacity knows there is no better way to kill yourself than suicide.

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.