While some domesticated animals eat pastries and grow slovenly, our hero must live the life of a Porcupine Hunted.
Lucidphoole prays at bushes, like a reformed druid.
Happy Go Lumpy will come back as a squirrel in the next life and run right up your pants leg.
Happy Go Lumpy contrasts two guys in a gorilla costumes with one fellow who just stopped shaving last month.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
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