While some domesticated animals eat pastries and grow slovenly, our hero must live the life of a Porcupine Hunted.
Lucidphoole prays at bushes, like a reformed druid.
Happy Go Lumpy will come back as a squirrel in the next life and run right up your pants leg.
Happy Go Lumpy contrasts two guys in a gorilla costumes with one fellow who just stopped shaving last month.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
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