While some domesticated animals eat pastries and grow slovenly, our hero must live the life of a Porcupine Hunted.
Lucidphoole prays at bushes, like a reformed druid.
Happy Go Lumpy will come back as a squirrel in the next life and run right up your pants leg.
Happy Go Lumpy contrasts two guys in a gorilla costumes with one fellow who just stopped shaving last month.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
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