Aegri Somnia is the Werner Herzog of used car sales.
Bloody Holly is a colorful lad, oft prone to lewd imaginings.
Squish has a terrific premise for a movie right here.
Esplanade gets a gold star for this big ol' pile of effort.
THAT'S IT! Big props to I usually die for getting this theme started and to all those delightful Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Props to Moof for ghostwriting a couple comments. Please come back next week for the SHOCKING CONCLUSION. Oh, and happy Independence Day, America!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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