Aegri Somnia is the Werner Herzog of used car sales.
Bloody Holly is a colorful lad, oft prone to lewd imaginings.
Squish has a terrific premise for a movie right here.
Esplanade gets a gold star for this big ol' pile of effort.
THAT'S IT! Big props to I usually die for getting this theme started and to all those delightful Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Props to Moof for ghostwriting a couple comments. Please come back next week for the SHOCKING CONCLUSION. Oh, and happy Independence Day, America!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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