SHOH once tried to hang himself with a noose made out of Fruit Rollups.

Crucified wanted this picture to love him as he loves it, but all it offers back is scorn and hatred.

In his autobiography, Extra_Thumbs remarked that it was this image that really made him turn to substance abuse.

Creating this image cost Crucified his life, so show some reverence.

Spiffarino was a young man when he made this, but now he is old and bitter and his memory is foggy.

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