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I taught geno1173 everything he knows, and yet he failed to acknowledge me in his Academy Awards acceptance speech.

obli drinks nothing but ranch salad dressing and he's practically strong as an ox.

Pookaliscious is a simple and honest woman who puts in a hard day's work with her fingers in the soil and hasn't got two pennies to rub together for her efforts.

This solution: LASERS picture only contributed slightly to the growing epidemic of deforestation.

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