Thanks to Sgt_Grumbles for starting this theme, and to all the SA Goons who contributed! You might want to look at some normal baby animals now to reassure yourself. "I would never destroy a planet," says the kitten. "I will not turn into an MS Paint spider," promises the penguin.
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige lays out the plan for Marvel launching a movie based around a female super hero's ass.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
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