Thanks to Sgt_Grumbles for starting this theme, and to all the SA Goons who contributed! You might want to look at some normal baby animals now to reassure yourself. "I would never destroy a planet," says the kitten. "I will not turn into an MS Paint spider," promises the penguin.
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