Thanks to Sgt_Grumbles for starting this theme, and to all the SA Goons who contributed! You might want to look at some normal baby animals now to reassure yourself. "I would never destroy a planet," says the kitten. "I will not turn into an MS Paint spider," promises the penguin.
Ensure your little ones are safe and relatively poison-free with the following tips designed to keep them healthy, outside of their teeth and blood sugar levels.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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