Wippersnapper provides neither enough snap nor whip to truly deserve his name.
-X- brings his prison fantasies home, where the whole family can enjoy them.
damnhooligan loves Jerry Orbach and wants to marry Jerry Orbach and have Jerry Orbach babies.
BlindTourist is on a campaign to win hearts and minds with his loveable ideas.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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