Quickpull is my kind of guy. If I were ever going to adopt a retarded fetish, this is the one I would adopt.
racer j aims to destroy your brain. That's not so bad I guess.
bEatmstrJ had a violent seizure and accidentally mashed his shift key while typing out his username. Way to go, King Internet.
natashafatale seems to be trying to pass off a hallow corporate marketing scheme as an actual board game.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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