Quickpull is my kind of guy. If I were ever going to adopt a retarded fetish, this is the one I would adopt.
racer j aims to destroy your brain. That's not so bad I guess.
bEatmstrJ had a violent seizure and accidentally mashed his shift key while typing out his username. Way to go, King Internet.
natashafatale seems to be trying to pass off a hallow corporate marketing scheme as an actual board game.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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