"Turbo Sex Bat 4000" has a lot of free time to play hot games like this:

I can't even begin to figure out how this game by "hiwatt" would be played:

My favorite childhood game is brought back by "Chris L":

How naughty! "alpmachine" puts this wholesome spin on a classic:

Angsty teens everywhere will be thirlled with this new game by "Throwgalli":

"Hitlerstalin" pretty much summed up my worst fear in this game:

Hooboy! There's more sass over next page yonder!

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