"DocEvil" makes a game for every stressed out technology instructor:

And follows it up with whores!

That dastardly "Turkish" scores a double attack that bypasses your armor:

"DocEvil" defends his turf with two more. First, with this Fragmaster-themed gem:

And then with this sassy blow to the artifical space heart of Wil Wheaton:

Suddenly I pretend it's a battle to entertain myself!

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