Normally I would make a Bon Jovi reference here, but Subway Ninja already made them all, so I guess we're good! Thanks to magnificent 7 for ripping this theme from the headlines, and to the SA Goons for playing along.
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Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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