Normally I would make a Bon Jovi reference here, but Subway Ninja already made them all, so I guess we're good! Thanks to magnificent 7 for ripping this theme from the headlines, and to the SA Goons for playing along.
"My Dance of Healing will mend your wounds. It takes two days, though."
It is standard procedure for the White House to have a synthetic. But it sometimes malfunctions...
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