Page Five: Some kind of music?

"dorquemada" puts the pedal to the metal:

While resting in his mansion built entirely out of hardened cream cheese, "Lumpy" listens to this CD:

"Mrnutz" needs to stop downloading from Kazaa so much:

Lovely "LoinWorm" keeps excreting the hits:

"CaucAzN" goes for the lively political humor:

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