Page Three: Crack Commandos!
"Residentearth" has a crack commando team in his pants. I don't know what that means, so just look at his fucking picture already:
I heard a rumor that "SkaWes" made this image. Pass it on!
As much as I hate drug humor, "Crass" manages to make it funny by making it nerdy:
"The Tacomaster" is probably the biggest nerd this week. We'll leave it at that.
Speaking of nerds, "Mindless" won't shut up about his precious CD:
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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