Page Three: Crack Commandos!
"Residentearth" has a crack commando team in his pants. I don't know what that means, so just look at his fucking picture already:
I heard a rumor that "SkaWes" made this image. Pass it on!
As much as I hate drug humor, "Crass" manages to make it funny by making it nerdy:
"The Tacomaster" is probably the biggest nerd this week. We'll leave it at that.
Speaking of nerds, "Mindless" won't shut up about his precious CD:
Over the last few weeks an outnumbered but brave group of men calmly used facts and logic to conclusively prove that women are ruining video games with their lustful object bodies. But there are other threats to everything gamers hold dear.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
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