Page Three: Crack Commandos!
"Residentearth" has a crack commando team in his pants. I don't know what that means, so just look at his fucking picture already:
I heard a rumor that "SkaWes" made this image. Pass it on!
As much as I hate drug humor, "Crass" manages to make it funny by making it nerdy:
"The Tacomaster" is probably the biggest nerd this week. We'll leave it at that.
Speaking of nerds, "Mindless" won't shut up about his precious CD:
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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