Page Three: Crack Commandos!
"Residentearth" has a crack commando team in his pants. I don't know what that means, so just look at his fucking picture already:
I heard a rumor that "SkaWes" made this image. Pass it on!
As much as I hate drug humor, "Crass" manages to make it funny by making it nerdy:
"The Tacomaster" is probably the biggest nerd this week. We'll leave it at that.
Speaking of nerds, "Mindless" won't shut up about his precious CD:
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
Leonard Cohen's "Nevermind" is sliced up differently for each episode of True Detective's second season. Find out what the lyrics mean!
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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