Page Three: Crack Commandos!

"Residentearth" has a crack commando team in his pants. I don't know what that means, so just look at his fucking picture already:

I heard a rumor that "SkaWes" made this image. Pass it on!

As much as I hate drug humor, "Crass" manages to make it funny by making it nerdy:

"The Tacomaster" is probably the biggest nerd this week. We'll leave it at that.

Speaking of nerds, "Mindless" won't shut up about his precious CD:

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