I'm sure you've heard some idiot describing a celebrity who kinda looks like a combination of other celebrities as, say, "the lovechild of Dolph Lundgren and Nick Nolte." And given that you're reading this on the Internet, you probably had a pedantic response like "it's obviously impossible for a same-sex couple to produce offspring in such a fashion, and even if they could, they would have been 12 years old when the child was conceived, and furthermore -" Well, let me stop you right there, Dr. Giggles, because technology now enables all sorts of genetic alchemy, and the SA Forum Goons are going to take full advantage! First, though, they'll make some Photoshops.

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