Not long ago, I encountered an elderly dog-walker at the park. While our pets sniffed each other's asses, she explained that the mutt's name was Matches, because she wanted to be able to tell her grandson "go play with Matches!" Ha ha ha! Anyway, last night I was watching the local news and saw a familiar face; apparently, her house burned down. She was just standing there with Matches, surveying the ashes. Lady, this theme's for you!
Myron (Hillary Clinton + Brooklyn Decker)
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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