Not long ago, I encountered an elderly dog-walker at the park. While our pets sniffed each other's asses, she explained that the mutt's name was Matches, because she wanted to be able to tell her grandson "go play with Matches!" Ha ha ha! Anyway, last night I was watching the local news and saw a familiar face; apparently, her house burned down. She was just standing there with Matches, surveying the ashes. Lady, this theme's for you!
Myron (Hillary Clinton + Brooklyn Decker)
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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