Thanks again to GnatKingCoal for the theme and the SA Forum Goons for all the images, and a special "how do you do" to that kindly matron and her dog Matches for inspiring the intro; may your new home escape fire's wrath!
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!