Thanks again to GnatKingCoal for the theme and the SA Forum Goons for all the images, and a special "how do you do" to that kindly matron and her dog Matches for inspiring the intro; may your new home escape fire's wrath!
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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