My Alpha-Bits Spell Trouble

"Sandamnit" isn't going to win any awards for political correctness:

"Sep" flashes back to a time in which kids had more wholesome hobbies:

"SirRobin" doesn't need any of your shitty vegetarian cereals:

"Slugworth" makes me wonder what kind of free prize comes with this apocalyptic cereal:

"Slugworth" presents this 100% natural treat that everyone can enjoy:

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