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"SybaseGC" offers this cereal that will keep your rotten kids in line:
"The New Zero" knows what kids want to see:
"TheChaplain" pleases the Dark Gods of the Cereal Industry with this evil entry:
"TheDingo" showers us with this horrible entry that you hopefully won't get:
"TheDingo" makes breakfast a magical, mind-expanding journey:
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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