Ritalin Pagan Surprize!
"SybaseGC" offers this cereal that will keep your rotten kids in line:
"The New Zero" knows what kids want to see:
"TheChaplain" pleases the Dark Gods of the Cereal Industry with this evil entry:
"TheDingo" showers us with this horrible entry that you hopefully won't get:
"TheDingo" makes breakfast a magical, mind-expanding journey:
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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