LPAS is an acronym for "Large Pony Association of Scotland." He is the Judges and Stewards Commissioner.
Ferr cleared his throat, then vividly described this image so well that it will actually appear as a picture to your eyes rather than a series of expertly chosen words:
Tongpu is going to reticulate your splines if you don't leave him alone.
bisticles was what the doctors say caused my rash. It's all cured now.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
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