LPAS is an acronym for "Large Pony Association of Scotland." He is the Judges and Stewards Commissioner.
Ferr cleared his throat, then vividly described this image so well that it will actually appear as a picture to your eyes rather than a series of expertly chosen words:
Tongpu is going to reticulate your splines if you don't leave him alone.
bisticles was what the doctors say caused my rash. It's all cured now.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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