Craven Moorehead's image is a microscopic detail of a tomato.
Lunaran will show you how to make that crack, how to spend that money, how to make that back.
Nehle is working on assembling the world's largest collection of dog ears, but don't tell anybody.
TheSniperZERO wishes this image were real so he could make passionate love to it.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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