If RoboChrist tells you it costs money to look at him, he's lying through his teeth.
HanglyMan dreams of one day owning his own ice cream truck, though he plans to sell fish out of it instead of ice cream.
You might recognize omfgitsjeff from infomercials. On a slightly related note: you are mentally insane because he has never been on an infomercial.
stomachpancake boosts his stats with magic elixirs. This is why he is forbidden from Olympic competitions.
hotkarl is often very cold according to critics.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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