Page Eight: Sweet and Sunny!

"protagonist" proves it's not such a starry night after all:

The age old theory that fat women will do anything for chocolate is proven by "dorquamada" using no less than the scientific method:

This classic "protagonist" piece shows how painful an ice cream headache is:

"Tepid" shows us that there is a dark side to the world of naked lesbians:

"leedo" uncovered this masterpiece of a well-bosomed Lowtax showing his charm with the ladies:

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