VictoryIsMine! is revealing his innermost desires to us in the form of a Photoshop image.

happyhippy fantasized about killing several animals during the making of this image.

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Captain Pancakes is gunning for a promotion to Major.

monkeyheads is very fond of these "white people," if you know what I mean.

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