VictoryIsMine! is revealing his innermost desires to us in the form of a Photoshop image.
happyhippy fantasized about killing several animals during the making of this image.
The bite marks on this image are consistent with VictoryIsMine!'s dental records.
Captain Pancakes is gunning for a promotion to Major.
monkeyheads is very fond of these "white people," if you know what I mean.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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