You can thank "Rheingold" for making this movie about the greatest terror of all:

Thank God for that warning bell. Oh, and thanks "Floor Pie" for this:

"GoreBonzo" reveals a little of his personal pain:

"wildmamboqueen" knows that the scariest thing of all is a vapid whore making millions:

Forrest Tucker! Forrest Tucker! "El Pollo Diablo" makes this image, which is both all that and a bag of chips:

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