Harp Heaven got this woodland jamboree started with a mean xylophone ditty.
ampinstein is three licks away from busting through to the other side of the tootsie roll pop of your mind!
bos can't keep a good man down, even with his weights and netting.
IRQ is a corrections officer at Riker's Island and won't give you any toilet paper if you have to go to the bathroom
Altf4 dares to dream of midgets and mayhem!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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