Legends told of the dark day when IZO would post this image. Now those legends are true.

Harp Heaven made more images per-capita this week than many countries.

W has a rare gene making him worth twice his weight in beef jerky.

Elohim is on to something. Why is that weird looking girl in so many battle movies?

IRQ learned how to make this image and how to kill a man from the CIA.

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