guvnor is like a coal mine except instead of coal there are onions and the economy of the world runs on onions.
Steve Yun plans to resell this image to Fark and retire a wealthy man.
Steve Yun's great grandfather coined the phrase "good gravy!" in 1917.
Dislodge forgot "The Machinist" and "Emperor of the Son" and that movie where people parachute onto dragons from helicopters.
WickedSouls is stealing hours and hours of your time and not giving it back.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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