One time Klenky Wah ate a root right out of the ground

IRQ cares a great deal about your vagina and all vaginas in general.

Uncle Jenkins has a dream of opening the first underwater Arby's.

666 took a break from waxing the floors of his goth castle to make this image!

Purgatory Glory's insight stings like a mouthful of bees and spoiled mayonnaise.

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