IF YOU LIKED MAKING THIS IMAGE SO MUCH, opaldoll, WHY DON'T YOU GO MARRY IT?

Omegauo apparently watches different movies than I watch!

Steve Yun is going to have his head crushed like a can of peas betwixt the rotting thighs of an undead Orson Welles.

Og Oggilby beat up a parking lot one time.

SubG is all about a good hat shooting.

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