When selecting his username, afkaj simply mashed home row and hoped for the best. Also I think he invented a new sport instead of following directions!
Modus Pwnens made this image just to remind Canadians that hockey is dead and never coming back.
perianwyr combines a frilly sport with the savage grace and splendor of figure skating.
HelmetJap is a beautiful and bloody accident waiting to happen.
SkinnyIsrael spends most of his time scaring fish at the local pet store.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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