When selecting his username, afkaj simply mashed home row and hoped for the best. Also I think he invented a new sport instead of following directions!
Modus Pwnens made this image just to remind Canadians that hockey is dead and never coming back.
perianwyr combines a frilly sport with the savage grace and splendor of figure skating.
HelmetJap is a beautiful and bloody accident waiting to happen.
SkinnyIsrael spends most of his time scaring fish at the local pet store.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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