Judas makes light of the kind of horseplay that made a paralyzed monkey out of Christopher Reeve.

In addition to making this image, Altf4 also nicknamed his penis "The Squire of Gothos."

waesa can lasso a bull in the gay rodeo of my heart any day.

I'm assuming Johnny Bender is combining rodeos and mall walking? I don't know. What the hell do old people do?

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