Auryn54 also invented a new sport, and a good one at that. Bless his animal murdering heart.

drunken_otter is welcome to die a horrible death at my circus any day.

IAmFromBeyond made this shortly before dying of exposure to the elements outside of my house while I dined on ice cream and steak.

Shnakepup is partial to the White Ranger, but isn't afraid to give the Green Ranger his chops.

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