MutantBlue got cataracts from looking at a blurry photo of Allah.
Designer0 can touch his elbows to his nose thanks to a grotesque, mind-destroying form of Lovecraftesque non-Euclidian geometry.
MutantBlue barks like a seal during the intimate times.
lunketard injured his face by looking at a cactus through a microscope.
Elbonio swallowed a fist-sized lump of magnesium on a dare, and lived to tell about it for about thirty seconds.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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