MutantBlue got cataracts from looking at a blurry photo of Allah.
Designer0 can touch his elbows to his nose thanks to a grotesque, mind-destroying form of Lovecraftesque non-Euclidian geometry.
MutantBlue barks like a seal during the intimate times.
lunketard injured his face by looking at a cactus through a microscope.
Elbonio swallowed a fist-sized lump of magnesium on a dare, and lived to tell about it for about thirty seconds.
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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