MutantBlue got cataracts from looking at a blurry photo of Allah.
Designer0 can touch his elbows to his nose thanks to a grotesque, mind-destroying form of Lovecraftesque non-Euclidian geometry.
MutantBlue barks like a seal during the intimate times.
lunketard injured his face by looking at a cactus through a microscope.
Elbonio swallowed a fist-sized lump of magnesium on a dare, and lived to tell about it for about thirty seconds.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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