I desire the SOUL of Lord Krangdar. We will FEAST upon it while he festers in the grave! Yep, the ol' feast-and-fester.

Remember, aga., don't go wrecking any forklifts, or the foreman will have your ass!

kuskus presents now his image, full of mystery and intrigue, rich in irony and most satirical.

frumpsnake brings something delightful to the table. Might pick this one up for the kids this weekend!

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