occamsmonkey got his arm stuck in a crevice looking for more life crystals and Commander Boston Low had to saw it off with an alien jawbone. Oh yeah, spoiler warning.
doctor thodt has terminal butt disease.
Penguin Patrol is not ready for the fruit harvest. Not yet.
3m0 used slight of hand to make this image appear right in front of your face!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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