occamsmonkey got his arm stuck in a crevice looking for more life crystals and Commander Boston Low had to saw it off with an alien jawbone. Oh yeah, spoiler warning.
doctor thodt has terminal butt disease.
Penguin Patrol is not ready for the fruit harvest. Not yet.
3m0 used slight of hand to make this image appear right in front of your face!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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