occamsmonkey got his arm stuck in a crevice looking for more life crystals and Commander Boston Low had to saw it off with an alien jawbone. Oh yeah, spoiler warning.
doctor thodt has terminal butt disease.
Penguin Patrol is not ready for the fruit harvest. Not yet.
3m0 used slight of hand to make this image appear right in front of your face!
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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