The original version of this spacekraken image had a lot of tassels hanging off of it, but he wisely cropped those.
Whilshire wants everything cooked like a waffle because food without grid patterns makes him nauseous.
This image by Wicked Sushi resonates so strongly with me that my heart is self-oscillating.
Wicked Sushi has got a fever and the only prescription is more penicillin.
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