The original version of this spacekraken image had a lot of tassels hanging off of it, but he wisely cropped those.

Whilshire wants everything cooked like a waffle because food without grid patterns makes him nauseous.

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Wicked Sushi has got a fever and the only prescription is more penicillin.

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